Wanted: Professional Fabricators(The Create are Headline Contest)

We’ve run out of lies(which is a lie, we just want to give away money as we know the economy is sheet right now and feel many of yalls pain). The pigeons are exhausted, and our editors are staring at blank screens(cause they are on thier phones…JILL I SEE YOU!). That’s where you come in. We’re looking for the most absurd, “wait-is-this-real?” headline to lead our next big story.

If we pick your headline, you don’t just get bragging rights at the local pub—you get the “Fake Fame” Starter Pack. All we want you to do is submit the headline, we will create the article.

The Loot:

• $200 Cold, Hard Cash: Sent straight to your inbox via E-Transfer. (Enough to buy a very fancy toaster or a lot of cheap coffee).
• Eternal Glory: Your name will be featured on the article as an official Co-Contributor.
• The Golden Backlink: We’ll include one link of your choice (your website, your social media, or your pet’s Instagram) in the article. It’s great for “brand awareness” or just showing off to your ex.

The “Boring But Important” Rules:

To keep the lawyers happy (and our carrier pigeons legal), here’s the fine print:

• O Canada: You must be a Canadian Citizen, aged 18 or older, currently residing in the Great White North.
• Members Only: This is a perk for our inner circle. One entry per member is allowed.
• Email Match-Up: Make sure the email you use to submit your headline is the same one you used to sign up for your membership. If they don’t match, our system gets confused and might accidentally open the owners fridge while he is away at work.
• E-Transfer Ready: You must be eligible to receive E-Transfers in Canada to get paid. No, we cannot pay you in IOUs or maple syrup.

Alright members, good luck and lets see what you got>

Email your entry here: