
Scarborough man William Thistle has officially cut his grocery bill to zero by teaching himself how to photosynthesize. While his wife is tired of re-potting him and his skin is turning a suspicious shade…

Bill Goward of Oshawa found a revolutionary way to slow down local speeders: the crushing weight of a mother’s disappointment. Discover how a simple cardboard cutout achieved what years of law enforcement and heavy…

Move over, HIIT. A new study suggests that “vocal shredding”—the act of screaming into a paper bag—burns more calories than a four-minute mile by engaging in maximal diaphragmatic spasming.

A multi-agency task force raided “Bernie’s Artisanal Brine & Provisions” in Manhattan, uncovering a subterranean bunker filled with gambling machines disguised as pastrami steamers and betting chips made of flavored potato slices.

A reported sighting of a 60-foot prehistoric shark near Nanaimo has triggered bureaucratic concern, marine speculation, and deeply Canadian attempts to remain calm in the presence of a predator the size of a commuter…

: A localized crisis is unfolding in Victoria Park after a single, left-footed blue sneaker was discovered meticulously placed on a park bench. With no owner in sight and the right-footed counterpart missing, local…

Scarborough man William Thistle has officially cut his grocery bill to zero by teaching himself how to photosynthesize. While his wife is tired of re-potting him and his skin is turning a suspicious shade…

Bill Goward of Oshawa found a revolutionary way to slow down local speeders: the crushing weight of a mother’s disappointment. Discover how a simple cardboard cutout achieved what years of law enforcement and heavy…

Move over, HIIT. A new study suggests that “vocal shredding”—the act of screaming into a paper bag—burns more calories than a four-minute mile by engaging in maximal diaphragmatic spasming.

A multi-agency task force raided “Bernie’s Artisanal Brine & Provisions” in Manhattan, uncovering a subterranean bunker filled with gambling machines disguised as pastrami steamers and betting chips made of flavored potato slices.

A reported sighting of a 60-foot prehistoric shark near Nanaimo has triggered bureaucratic concern, marine speculation, and deeply Canadian attempts to remain calm in the presence of a predator the size of a commuter…

: A localized crisis is unfolding in Victoria Park after a single, left-footed blue sneaker was discovered meticulously placed on a park bench. With no owner in sight and the right-footed counterpart missing, local…
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