Tag: Ronald Plump
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Breaking News: China Finds Bigfoot, and He’s Honestly Disappointed in Your Wellness Routine
Researchers finally found the Chinese Bigfoot, but he’s not a monster—he’s a wellness guru who thinks your “vibe” is rancid. From mastering his mental strength to his obsession with functional mushrooms, here is the…
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Local Man Discovers ‘McPortal’—Magical Penny Teleports Him to Any McDonald’s, Still Can’t Find a Working Ice Cream Machine
A Toledo man has discovered a “McPortal”—a magical, grease-stained penny that teleports him to any McDonald’s on Earth. From Zurich to Tokyo, Gary Henderson is now the world’s fastest traveler, yet he remains haunted…
Tag: Ronald Plump
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Breaking News: China Finds Bigfoot, and He’s Honestly Disappointed in Your Wellness Routine
Researchers finally found the Chinese Bigfoot, but he’s not a monster—he’s a wellness guru who thinks your “vibe” is rancid. From mastering his mental strength to his obsession with functional mushrooms, here is the…
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Local Man Discovers ‘McPortal’—Magical Penny Teleports Him to Any McDonald’s, Still Can’t Find a Working Ice Cream Machine
A Toledo man has discovered a “McPortal”—a magical, grease-stained penny that teleports him to any McDonald’s on Earth. From Zurich to Tokyo, Gary Henderson is now the world’s fastest traveler, yet he remains haunted…
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