Tag: Office Culture
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UK Government Unveils ‘Bio-Snitch 5000’: The Smart Toilet That Faxes Your Sins to Your Insurer
The UK government has officially unveiled the Bio-Snitch 5000, a “honesty-enforcing” smart toilet that monitors your weekend debauchery in real-time and faxes the results directly to your health insurance provider. Because nothing says national…
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Local Man Overdoses on Wellness: Browses ‘Health Healthy Healthier’ for Five Minutes, Becomes Pure Energy
After browsing a health site for just five minutes, Saskatchewan local Artie Pringle has accidentally transcended the physical plane. Now he’s vibrating as pure energy, his blood is 40% wheatgrass, and Dave from Saskatchewan…
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Canadian Squirrels Master Cold Fusion, Demand All Acorns Be Classified as ‘Strategic Energy Reserves’
A colony of Ottawa squirrels has achieved cold fusion using “nut-lear” technology. Now, they’re demanding all acorns be treated as strategic energy reserves
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Why AI is now the leading candidate for ‘Town Drunk’ in rural communities
Read the latest satirical news from The Real Fake Times. Our new satire article explains why AI is now the leading ‘Town Drunk’ in rural areas. For fans of funny news articles and parody…
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Breaking News: China Finds Bigfoot, and He’s Honestly Disappointed in Your Wellness Routine
Researchers finally found the Chinese Bigfoot, but he’s not a monster—he’s a wellness guru who thinks your “vibe” is rancid. From mastering his mental strength to his obsession with functional mushrooms, here is the…
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Local Man Discovers ‘McPortal’—Magical Penny Teleports Him to Any McDonald’s, Still Can’t Find a Working Ice Cream Machine
A Toledo man has discovered a “McPortal”—a magical, grease-stained penny that teleports him to any McDonald’s on Earth. From Zurich to Tokyo, Gary Henderson is now the world’s fastest traveler, yet he remains haunted…
Tag: Office Culture
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UK Government Unveils ‘Bio-Snitch 5000’: The Smart Toilet That Faxes Your Sins to Your Insurer
The UK government has officially unveiled the Bio-Snitch 5000, a “honesty-enforcing” smart toilet that monitors your weekend debauchery in real-time and faxes the results directly to your health insurance provider. Because nothing says national…
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Local Man Overdoses on Wellness: Browses ‘Health Healthy Healthier’ for Five Minutes, Becomes Pure Energy
After browsing a health site for just five minutes, Saskatchewan local Artie Pringle has accidentally transcended the physical plane. Now he’s vibrating as pure energy, his blood is 40% wheatgrass, and Dave from Saskatchewan…
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Canadian Squirrels Master Cold Fusion, Demand All Acorns Be Classified as ‘Strategic Energy Reserves’
A colony of Ottawa squirrels has achieved cold fusion using “nut-lear” technology. Now, they’re demanding all acorns be treated as strategic energy reserves
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Why AI is now the leading candidate for ‘Town Drunk’ in rural communities
Read the latest satirical news from The Real Fake Times. Our new satire article explains why AI is now the leading ‘Town Drunk’ in rural areas. For fans of funny news articles and parody…
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Breaking News: China Finds Bigfoot, and He’s Honestly Disappointed in Your Wellness Routine
Researchers finally found the Chinese Bigfoot, but he’s not a monster—he’s a wellness guru who thinks your “vibe” is rancid. From mastering his mental strength to his obsession with functional mushrooms, here is the…
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Local Man Discovers ‘McPortal’—Magical Penny Teleports Him to Any McDonald’s, Still Can’t Find a Working Ice Cream Machine
A Toledo man has discovered a “McPortal”—a magical, grease-stained penny that teleports him to any McDonald’s on Earth. From Zurich to Tokyo, Gary Henderson is now the world’s fastest traveler, yet he remains haunted…
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