Tag: Guyana news
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3000-Year-Old Mermaid ‘Onetail’ Discovered Off Guyana Coast; Claims Ocean Living is Best Way to Avoid Rent Hikes
A 3000-year-old mermaid named Onetail surfaces in Guyana to explain how living underwater is the ultimate hack for avoiding the global housing crisis and property taxes. While scientists are fascinated by her scales, she’s…
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UK Rebrands 1 Million Unemployed Youth as ‘Freelance Urban Philosophers’
The UK government has officially decommissioned the term ‘unemployed’ for citizens aged 18 to 24, legally redesignating 1 million NEETs as “Freelance Urban Philosophers.” The strategic rebrand, part of a broader Department for Work…
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Company Announces Layoffs, Rebrands Them As “Surprise Leisure Grants”
Toronto-based Cloud-Burst Logic rebrands mass layoffs as a revolutionary wellness program called ‘Surprise Leisure Grants,’ gifting employees 24/7 free time without pay.
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Local Woman Successfully Pays Hydro Bill With Monopoly Money Due to Legal Loophole
Annetta Renner discovered a 1922 legal loophole that forced her utility company to accept Monopoly money as payment. Read how the “spirit of fair play” saved her $412 and turned a utility clerk’s day…
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Ronald Plump Postpones “Scheduled Attack” After Realizing He Forgot to Cancel His Disney+ Subscription
Ronald Plump officially postponed his much-hyped “Scheduled Attack” Tuesday morning after discovering a recurring $15.99 charge from Disney+. The delay, which has left tactical teams on standby, was attributed to a lengthy dispute with…
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Man Successfully Sues His Own Shadow for ‘Loitering and Intimidation’
In a historic win for “redundant justice,” Arthur Glower of Courtice has successfully sued his own shadow for loitering, harassment, and “maliciously looming” during the golden hour. The court has now issued a restraining…
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Local Man Discovers He Can Photosynthesize, Quits Grocery Shopping Forever
Scarborough man William Thistle has officially cut his grocery bill to zero by teaching himself how to photosynthesize. While his wife is tired of re-potting him and his skin is turning a suspicious shade…
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Oshawa Man Replaces Speed Camera with Cardboard Cutout of His Disappointed Mother; Traffic Drops to Zero
Bill Goward of Oshawa found a revolutionary way to slow down local speeders: the crushing weight of a mother’s disappointment. Discover how a simple cardboard cutout achieved what years of law enforcement and heavy…
Tag: Guyana news
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3000-Year-Old Mermaid ‘Onetail’ Discovered Off Guyana Coast; Claims Ocean Living is Best Way to Avoid Rent Hikes
A 3000-year-old mermaid named Onetail surfaces in Guyana to explain how living underwater is the ultimate hack for avoiding the global housing crisis and property taxes. While scientists are fascinated by her scales, she’s…
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UK Rebrands 1 Million Unemployed Youth as ‘Freelance Urban Philosophers’
The UK government has officially decommissioned the term ‘unemployed’ for citizens aged 18 to 24, legally redesignating 1 million NEETs as “Freelance Urban Philosophers.” The strategic rebrand, part of a broader Department for Work…
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Company Announces Layoffs, Rebrands Them As “Surprise Leisure Grants”
Toronto-based Cloud-Burst Logic rebrands mass layoffs as a revolutionary wellness program called ‘Surprise Leisure Grants,’ gifting employees 24/7 free time without pay.
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Local Woman Successfully Pays Hydro Bill With Monopoly Money Due to Legal Loophole
Annetta Renner discovered a 1922 legal loophole that forced her utility company to accept Monopoly money as payment. Read how the “spirit of fair play” saved her $412 and turned a utility clerk’s day…
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Ronald Plump Postpones “Scheduled Attack” After Realizing He Forgot to Cancel His Disney+ Subscription
Ronald Plump officially postponed his much-hyped “Scheduled Attack” Tuesday morning after discovering a recurring $15.99 charge from Disney+. The delay, which has left tactical teams on standby, was attributed to a lengthy dispute with…
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Man Successfully Sues His Own Shadow for ‘Loitering and Intimidation’
In a historic win for “redundant justice,” Arthur Glower of Courtice has successfully sued his own shadow for loitering, harassment, and “maliciously looming” during the golden hour. The court has now issued a restraining…
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Local Man Discovers He Can Photosynthesize, Quits Grocery Shopping Forever
Scarborough man William Thistle has officially cut his grocery bill to zero by teaching himself how to photosynthesize. While his wife is tired of re-potting him and his skin is turning a suspicious shade…
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Oshawa Man Replaces Speed Camera with Cardboard Cutout of His Disappointed Mother; Traffic Drops to Zero
Bill Goward of Oshawa found a revolutionary way to slow down local speeders: the crushing weight of a mother’s disappointment. Discover how a simple cardboard cutout achieved what years of law enforcement and heavy…
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