Category: Space
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Canadian Squirrels Master Cold Fusion, Demand All Acorns Be Classified as ‘Strategic Energy Reserves’
A colony of Ottawa squirrels has achieved cold fusion using “nut-lear” technology. Now, they’re demanding all acorns be treated as strategic energy reserves
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Why AI is now the leading candidate for ‘Town Drunk’ in rural communities
Read the latest satirical news from The Real Fake Times. Our new satire article explains why AI is now the leading ‘Town Drunk’ in rural areas. For fans of funny news articles and parody…
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Breaking News: China Finds Bigfoot, and He’s Honestly Disappointed in Your Wellness Routine
Researchers finally found the Chinese Bigfoot, but he’s not a monster—he’s a wellness guru who thinks your “vibe” is rancid. From mastering his mental strength to his obsession with functional mushrooms, here is the…
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Local Man Discovers ‘McPortal’—Magical Penny Teleports Him to Any McDonald’s, Still Can’t Find a Working Ice Cream Machine
A Toledo man has discovered a “McPortal”—a magical, grease-stained penny that teleports him to any McDonald’s on Earth. From Zurich to Tokyo, Gary Henderson is now the world’s fastest traveler, yet he remains haunted…
Category: Space
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Canadian Squirrels Master Cold Fusion, Demand All Acorns Be Classified as ‘Strategic Energy Reserves’
A colony of Ottawa squirrels has achieved cold fusion using “nut-lear” technology. Now, they’re demanding all acorns be treated as strategic energy reserves
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Why AI is now the leading candidate for ‘Town Drunk’ in rural communities
Read the latest satirical news from The Real Fake Times. Our new satire article explains why AI is now the leading ‘Town Drunk’ in rural areas. For fans of funny news articles and parody…
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Breaking News: China Finds Bigfoot, and He’s Honestly Disappointed in Your Wellness Routine
Researchers finally found the Chinese Bigfoot, but he’s not a monster—he’s a wellness guru who thinks your “vibe” is rancid. From mastering his mental strength to his obsession with functional mushrooms, here is the…
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Local Man Discovers ‘McPortal’—Magical Penny Teleports Him to Any McDonald’s, Still Can’t Find a Working Ice Cream Machine
A Toledo man has discovered a “McPortal”—a magical, grease-stained penny that teleports him to any McDonald’s on Earth. From Zurich to Tokyo, Gary Henderson is now the world’s fastest traveler, yet he remains haunted…
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